mom driving me to the con
I literally almost spit tea.
i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like
"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.
NOT YOUR UTERUS.”
I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG
And the slogan can be “For Women. For Warriors.”
two is the most adorable doctor
and his companions are the most adorable companions
these are not opinions these are FACT …
- bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
- bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
- garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
- contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them
is it true that bisexuals cower before the cross???
no, just what it has come to symbolise in modern society
Guys I relaised a thing.
In the Shada episode Tom Baker is doing linking things WHILST WANDERING AROUND A MUSEUM
WHAT IF THAT WAS THE CURATOR!!!!! :O
this is literally the 1st doctor 99% of the time
Since Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman have a decent age difference between them, it’s quite likely that Capaldi’s Doctor and Clara will develop a father/daughter relationship. If and when this happens, my friend came up with five words that Capaldi’s Doctor could say during a particularly dangerous adventure that would be absolutely heartbreaking.
"Stay in the TARDIS, Susan!"
Oh I wasn’t using my heart or anything
Oh my God….
Can we talk about how handsome William Hartnell was when he was younger?
I mean, damn son
Can we talk about how handsome William Hartnell was in glasses?
Can we talk about how handsome William Hartnell was with short hair?
Can we talk about how handsome William Hartnell was even in that dumb wig
that I love so much?
Can we talk about how handsome William Hartnell was every single day of his life?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT WILLIAM HARTNELL????
Official trailer for “The Time of the Doctor”.
I JUST GOT ROOTBEER UP MY NOSE
How do you tell someone that their prose is clunky, their premise is shit, their female characters are poorly written, and their plot is riddled with overused and sexist cliches and tropes?
you take a gingerbread man and ram it up the pooper
So I…um…made a thing,
Basically, this sums up the relationship between Colin and Sylv in the Five(ish) Doctors :p.
(Apologies for the shakiness. Inspiration struck at 3am when I was already running on fumes. I was like ‘just get it out of your system and go to bed. Doesn’t have to be perfect’ lol.)
These two should have a sitcom together lol :D